Dear Dolphin fans;
I want to be a realist here and start by saying Chad Henne is not the answer long term. After sceptisism of brining in Kyle Orton passed over all of our heads like Hennes balls to his WRers, we were showing nothing but sorrow and remorse for how terrible our franchise has been ran the past 10 years with its starting Quarter backing. Who can forget the wonderful years of Jay Fiedler! The best long island quarter back the Dolphins have ever seen post Marino. It's pretty sad that Pennington's lolli pop floaters actually got us on a playoff run. I mean lets be serious I finish a ciggarette before his balls reach his recievers, I can read a Micael Crichton Jurassic Park novel and watch the movie and pick out all the differences between movie and book before his balls reach his recievers. I mean lets be serious I can get married in vegas to 7 different hookers twice, then get divorced and re-married to a 7 foot tall women who appeared on the boomer and carton show (the amazon) before panningtons balls reach his recievers. Point is if we can make the playoffs with a mere 167 IQ human being, then where are we with a 7 IQ QB? Is this why he wears number 7? Or is it the fact that it takes him 7 seconds per read! I mean I'm a realist and know our O-line isint the best at pass protection, but come on we have number 77 the best dolphin since GUS FREROTTE LOL WUT? (Q in awkward Pare fruit picture, LOL WUT?) << no seriously google LOL WUT?
Anyway do we stand a chance this season with Chad Henne at the healm? I mean his confiedence has to be that of a 300 pound stripper about to work the poll for the first time... We need help at QB and we need help NOW! Culpepper? neh, Joey Harrington? Friendship...Friendship...AGAIN??? Mortal Kombat can't even finish joey harrington. Hmmm who else? Oh yeah KYLE ORTON!!! So please front office lets get a deal done. Its great you got reggie bush and all but running back was the least of our problems and you know it, we all know it. Get Marino in the office like Elway is to broncos and maybe we can work out a deal between the two horrid QB'ed teams.
Our first pre-season game is Friday agains Julio Jones and the Atlanta Falcons. I can't wait to get a glimpse of this team and its horrid Quarter Back sitch. (can I say sitch, or is it patend by the situation from jersey shore?) Anyway we'll see what happens tommorow, and then we can take it from there. I'm not looking forward to this season at all. I'd feel more comfortable taking Gus Frerotte one of my all time favorite players as a dolphin of all time... Why is he my fav of all time? Why else I love his name and his cool silk screen jersey sleeves (you know the special edition sleeves that don't cuff around the players arm, the sleeves where the tip of dolphins tail goes into the teal/aqua sleeve strip with the reebok logo directly above dolphins head, and not 2 inches above it like the cheesy retail authentic jerseys) Got what I'd do for a Home white Frerotte jersey... Heck I'd even kill for a Chad Henne : ). So Gus or Chad if you read this please contact me and I'll give you my shipping address haha. Plus Gus those 2005 anny patches were super sweet and your number 11 looks so cool on a phins jersey. How can anyone hate on your swag Gus!
So that being said and me rambling off, can't wait for the PATS to fold of OCHOCINCO distractions. Hope living with a fan gets you stabbed like someone we know... (Brandon Marshall is that you auditioning for scream 5?) Man oh man... Football is back and so are the Dolphins. I live on Long Island N.Y, and have never been so excited to watch the jets....play the dolphins and the dolphins come out yelling victory (like a bad Johnny Drama viking quest episode) So please Chad Henne don't let the distractions of Orton get to you. Your our guy wheather you like it our not, so please do right for the die hard 24 year old fans like my self and play your butt off. Go through your reads fast, and if its there throw it more than 4 yards please. I know you have an arm, so please lets see it! You have Devon Stretch ARM STRONG Bess, and Brandon "STABBIN" Marshall, two studs that can bail you out of trouble.
Chad we love you, atleast I do. And if you ever need some encouragment please email me (seeing as to how I have down syndrom and its taking me 5 hours to write this). I could get you through anything and most of all I can keep your head up if your ever stressed or feeling preasure. I said what I said earlier for encouragment so know that. Can't wait to watch you tommorow and I'll be rooting harder then ever this season after a long agganizing lock-out period. Good Luck!
Gus Must email me, Chad must email me southwestrep808@yahoo.com
Love you both equally more than Marino in his prime : )
and special heads up to Josh Mccown, Jim Druckenmiller, Trent Green, Chad Pennington, and John Beck!
